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Optimal way to be parented
One large problem with the way i am parented, is that i don’t have enough toys. Here’s a list of things i should have but don’t: giant hover disc Anti-gravity boots Huge personal roller coaster Genetic engineering machine Spinning water disc boots Super soft bouncy body suit Lightning shooter stick Super giant rope swing Battery powered roller skates Anti-gravity room Razor sharp karate hand molds Infinite dopamine transmitter Another thing that i need are daily gourmet breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. Like crunchmallows for breakfast, ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch, mac and cheese for dinner, and icebox cake for desert.…
Mitochondria
When you eat something, it gets turned into glucose, which goes into the mitochondria and the mitochondria turn the glucose into energy. Each cell in your body can have thousands of mitochondria, except for blood cells, which don’t have any. So mitochondria are very tiny but there pretty important, because without them you wouldn’t have any energy, and you’d be dead. But i think they could be a lot better. Right now mitochondria only make energy from glucose, but with genetic engineering, why not have mitochondria that make energy from bad things like pollution, and garbage, i mean, wouldn’t…
Dopamine and serotonin
When you want something a lot, the chemical dopamine is released in the brain, Dopamine will make you try get that thing you want, in a smarter way. It also improves your jumping, running, six legged hopping etc. A cool way to see this in action, is to find a friend, and then both eat something, and then play a strategy game. The next day have your friend eat something but you don’t eat something and then play the strategy game. You should win, because you have dopamine, and you want food. Next is serotonin, which is what you feel…