One large problem with the way i am parented, is that i don’t have enough toys. Here’s a list of things i should have but don’t:
giant hover disc
Anti-gravity boots
Huge personal roller coaster
Genetic engineering machine
Spinning water disc boots
Super soft bouncy body suit
Lightning shooter stick
Super giant rope swing
Battery powered roller skates
Anti-gravity room
Razor sharp karate hand molds
Infinite dopamine transmitter
Another thing that i need are daily gourmet breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. Like crunchmallows for breakfast, ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch, mac and cheese for dinner, and icebox cake for desert.
And as daily fun, I’d like to go to places like mount Everest, any place with tons alcoholic beverages, and maybe antarctica. So yes, my parenting could definitely be improved.
you forgot doors that listen to your brainwaves and open when u want them to.