List of splendiferously awesome jokes!

What’s the oldest kind of fruit? An elderberry.
What kind of fruit is never lonely? A pear.
What’s the fuzziest kind of tree? A fir tree.
What kind of cloth do you use to get dirt off your neck? Kleenex.
What place do you get the most looks? The stair way.
What piece of technology do you start a fire with? A kindle.
What plant stops skirts from getting longer? hemlock.
What country made the first gasoline car? Madagascar.
What kind of clip do you have to pay for every time you get one? A paper clip. (Pay-per clip)

Yes, i know, those jokes are awesome, and if you want, you can put a joke you made up in the comments! Please don’t put the answer with it, so i can try to figure it out! And when i think i’ve found the correct answer, i’ll put it in the comments, And if its the wrong answer you can tell it to me!