Author: Boy of Ultra Awesomeness

What’s the oldest kind of fruit? An elderberry. What kind of fruit is never lonely? A pear. What’s the fuzziest kind of tree? A fir tree. What kind of cloth do you use to get dirt off your neck? Kleenex. What place do you get the most looks? The stair way. What piece of technology do you start a fire with? A kindle. What plant stops skirts from getting longer? hemlock. What country made the first gasoline car? Madagascar. What kind of clip do you have to pay for every time you get one? A paper clip. (Pay-per clip) Yes,…

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It’s an odd question, because just a shadow cannot be weighed. however the material that the shadow falls on can be weighed. We all know that light has energy, in fact, when light lands on a object it pushes that object ever so slightly. On the surface of earth when sunlight is hitting it, every square inch is being pushed with a billionth of a pound which is pretty much nothing. But, over a large surface area the results can be pretty awesome. On a nice sunny day the city of Chicago weighs three hundred pounds more than at night.…

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It’s pretty easy to have an infinite food supply. All you you must do is poop into your mouth, then digest the poop, and poop out the poop again!

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